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CHEEMS memecoin alerts — get notified when Cheems wakes up

Cheems (CHEEMS) doesn't move on a schedule — it wakes up. MemeCoin Alerts watches every CHEEMS pool on Solana around the clock and pings your Telegram the second volume and unique buyers start accelerating off a quiet base.

CHEEMS is exactly the kind of token wake-up alerts are built for — it can sit flat for days then detonate in minutes. The alert is your edge over everyone still scrolling.

What sets off a CHEEMS alert

Every observation of Cheems runs through the same pipeline: score it, reject the junk, then alert only what survives. For CHEEMS specifically, a wake-up needs several of these to line up at once:

  • Volume acceleration — 5m volume pulling away from the 1m/5m/15m/1h baselines
  • Buyer breadth — unique buyers in the last 5 minutes growing, not the same wallet looping
  • Liquidity health — the book is stable or deepening, not the spike-then-drain shape
  • Route quality — Jupiter can fill a real CHEEMS size without the spread blowing out
  • Fee-clearing math — the expected move beats fees + priority + slippage at small size

A real CHEEMS alert looks like this

Here's the shape of a CHEEMS signal as it lands in your Telegram. Pro subscribers get the full payload; free tier gets the delayed teaser.

@MicroEdgeAlerts_bot PROBE_CANDIDATE
⚡ CHEEMS — vol accel
signalVOL_ACCEL score87/100 liquidity$295,074 5m volume$62,579 unique buyers15 spread67 bps suggested size$2.33 mint8jpiVA…pump

CHEEMS mint & quick links

SymbolCHEEMS
NameCheems
Mint8jpiVAvSjRX31i7Z7Yy7nU2cnGdqPgaA9aGqM8hpump
SolscanView token →
JupiterSwap SOL → CHEEMS →

Which CHEEMS alerts you can subscribe to

CHEEMS isn't one alert — it's a token you can watch across several signal types. Each links to a dedicated breakdown:

Why fee-gating matters for CHEEMS

Most alert tools ping you on every twitch. The problem: at small size, a +3% CHEEMS move can still lose money once you pay the swap fee, priority fee, and slippage on both legs. MemeCoin Alerts computes that round-trip toll first. If a CHEEMS signal can't structurally clear it, you never see it. Fewer alerts, each one actually worth acting on.

CHEEMS alerts — FAQ

What triggers a CHEEMS alert?+
A CHEEMS alert fires when 5-minute volume accelerates past its own trailing baseline, unique buyers grow, liquidity holds or rises, and the Jupiter route stays executable — AND the expected move clears the round-trip fee floor. If the math says a winning trade still loses to fees at small size, we suppress it.
How fast do CHEEMS alerts arrive?+
The scanner ticks roughly every 12 seconds; a qualifying CHEEMS signal hits your Telegram within that same tick on the Pro tier — typically seconds. Free tier receives a delayed teaser so you can evaluate the cadence before paying.
Is this a CHEEMS buy signal?+
No. It is a structured heads-up that Cheems is showing the early markers of demand. What you do with it is yours. Memecoins can round-trip to zero in minutes — alerts are probabilistic, not advice.
Can I trade CHEEMS straight from the alert?+
Yes — each alert links the CHEEMS mint to Jupiter and Solscan. You sign in your own wallet (Phantom, Solflare, Backpack); we never hold your keys.

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